I was in a public restroom in Palm Springs recently and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next stall.
He said “Hi! How’s it going?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.
The voice said “So what are you up to tonight?”.
A little afraid and a little irritated, I said “Sitting here, same as you!”
He said, “Can I come over?”.
Annoyed, I said “Rather busy right now”.
The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back. There’s an idiot next door answering all my questions.”