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Daily joke – Taking the wrong dump

I was in a public restroom in Palm Springs recently and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next stall.

He said “Hi! How’s it going?”

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.

The voice said “So what are you up to tonight?”.

A little afraid and a little irritated, I said “Sitting here, same as you!”

He said, “Can I come over?”.

Annoyed, I said “Rather busy right now”.

The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back. There’s an idiot next door answering all my questions.”