A man walks out of a bar…
It’s a dark night, and he hears a lady whisper “30 dollars” from the shadows… The man has had a few beers and thinks to himself “I’ve never been with a prostitute… Why not?” He scurries into the bushes where he’d heard the voice with 30 dollars in his hand and starts having sex. Along comes a policeman and shines his light on them.
“Hey, what are you doing over there?”
“Sorry officer, just having sex with my wife”
“Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize it was your wife.”
“Neither did I til you shined your light on us”